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Showing posts with label lawak. Show all posts
Showing posts with label lawak. Show all posts
Thursday, February 17, 2011
Funny Picture Animals.
Home Alone.
Hamster Singer.
Bad Hair Day.
Alabama Deer Hunting.
Banana Wigs.
Bear in Bogs.
Bear Necessity.
Tuesday, February 15, 2011
Lawak Today.
A Widower and a Widow.
Lawak today .......................
In a village there is an old widower who has lived a At home. His children all worked in the city. Near his house there was a widow who is also quite old and live one. It has been many years of their neighbors and often period of silence in respect.
One day, on a dreary afternoon, the widower sitting under a Rambai tree staring towards the house widows. The widow noticed and came to rebuke the widower. "Pak Uda oii .. why dreamy ..."
The widower is bent for a moment .. Last reply ".. There are things I want to tells you this Mak Jan.."...
Furrowed brow the widow ... looks serious because it was the widower ... "What it... just sounds serious .." ...
The widow, widower of the reflect ... and the existing strengths, he said ... "I was like to marry you ... are you willing to ?.."...
The widow smiled and silently .. moment .. and the widow replied, "Erm ... willing ..." ...
After chatting moment ... the widows and widowers were returning home because their day is dusk ...
On that night .. the widower, anxious ... he does not remember the answer given Yand widows this afternoon .. whether he is willing or not ... Yes at the old ... memory a little short ... After thinking for a moment ... the widower had also not received a response ... then he had to ask once again to the widow ... The widower, the widow of dialing a phone number .. want to come home was not good at these kinds of nights ...
"Hello ... .. Mak Jan , Pak Uda here. .. i want to ask ... after all at the old, easy to forget ... this afternoon I asked you Would you marry I .. What are you responsible .."...
Hear the widower .. the widow said, "I said I was willing to sincerely from the heart ... .. safe! Luckily, you phone me .. Pak Uda ... "...
complicated by the widower of the widow's words and say ... "Why ...??" ...
And the widows say .. "I do not forget to invite me one afternoon wedding"
Lalala ............ lalalalalal .....
Lawak today .......................
In a village there is an old widower who has lived a At home. His children all worked in the city. Near his house there was a widow who is also quite old and live one. It has been many years of their neighbors and often period of silence in respect.
One day, on a dreary afternoon, the widower sitting under a Rambai tree staring towards the house widows. The widow noticed and came to rebuke the widower. "Pak Uda oii .. why dreamy ..."
The widower is bent for a moment .. Last reply ".. There are things I want to tells you this Mak Jan.."...
Furrowed brow the widow ... looks serious because it was the widower ... "What it... just sounds serious .." ...
The widow, widower of the reflect ... and the existing strengths, he said ... "I was like to marry you ... are you willing to ?.."...
The widow smiled and silently .. moment .. and the widow replied, "Erm ... willing ..." ...
After chatting moment ... the widows and widowers were returning home because their day is dusk ...
On that night .. the widower, anxious ... he does not remember the answer given Yand widows this afternoon .. whether he is willing or not ... Yes at the old ... memory a little short ... After thinking for a moment ... the widower had also not received a response ... then he had to ask once again to the widow ... The widower, the widow of dialing a phone number .. want to come home was not good at these kinds of nights ...
"Hello ... .. Mak Jan , Pak Uda here. .. i want to ask ... after all at the old, easy to forget ... this afternoon I asked you Would you marry I .. What are you responsible .."...
Hear the widower .. the widow said, "I said I was willing to sincerely from the heart ... .. safe! Luckily, you phone me .. Pak Uda ... "...
complicated by the widower of the widow's words and say ... "Why ...??" ...
And the widows say .. "I do not forget to invite me one afternoon wedding"
Lalala ............ lalalalalal .....
Saturday, February 12, 2011
Humor - Weight Loss.
Ease your mind with this mild humor.
A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program.
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.
She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.
The sign reads, 'If you can catch me, you can have me.'
Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up.
The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.
He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program.
The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, 'If you catch me you can have me'.
Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape
Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers thathe has lost another 20 lbs. as promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program
'Are you sure?' asks the representative on the phone. 'This is our most rigorous program.'
'Absolutely,' he replies, 'I haven't felt this good in years.
The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, 'If I catch you, your *ss is mine.'
A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program.
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.
She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.
The sign reads, 'If you can catch me, you can have me.'
Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up.
The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.
He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program.
The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, 'If you catch me you can have me'.
Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape
Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers thathe has lost another 20 lbs. as promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program
'Are you sure?' asks the representative on the phone. 'This is our most rigorous program.'
'Absolutely,' he replies, 'I haven't felt this good in years.
The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, 'If I catch you, your *ss is mine.'
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